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29 May 2026, 10:20 am
Give every school kid a free lunch and make the cabinet explain why this is controversial.
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29 May 2026, 9:43 am
Nationalise all office chairs until productivity stops slouching.
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29 May 2026, 8:46 am
Increasing educational funding for game development education as it is the fastest growing sector of the economy and we need more qualified employees to continue growth
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29 May 2026, 8:10 am
add capital gains tax
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28 May 2026, 11:39 pm
Abolish NZ Super via a gradual phase out targeted at replacing it fully with KiwiSaver
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28 May 2026, 8:42 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 8:13 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 8:12 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 7:27 pm
Sanction Israel
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28 May 2026, 6:50 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 5:55 pm
Give every school kid a free lunch and make the cabinet explain why this is controversial.
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28 May 2026, 4:42 pm
define "man" and "woman"
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28 May 2026, 4:41 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 4:38 pm
Means test MO entitlements
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28 May 2026, 3:48 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 3:44 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 3:41 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 3:33 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 2:49 pm
Nationalise all office chairs until productivity stops slouching.
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28 May 2026, 2:28 pm
Ban cycling.
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28 May 2026, 1:33 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 1:33 pm
Fix the cost of living by renting out New Zealanders as captcha solvers on behalf of international bot farms
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28 May 2026, 1:32 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 1:30 pm
Fix the cost of living by renting out kiwis as captcha solvers on behalf of international bot farms
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28 May 2026, 1:27 pm
Replace the entire transport infrastructure with carts pulled by the thousands of greyhounds left after the greyhound racing ban.
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28 May 2026, 1:25 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 1:14 pm
Trump demands every government minister must provide him with a full body massage in order to ensure we aren't slapped with heavy tarrifs to the USA
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28 May 2026, 12:31 pm
Make potholes eligible for adoption by local businesses, complete with tiny plaques.
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28 May 2026, 12:14 pm
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 12:14 pm
Make potholes eligible for adoption by local businesses, complete with tiny plaques.
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28 May 2026, 11:12 am
Tax reform - how to get the wealthy to pay their fair share
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28 May 2026, 10:58 am
Give NZ's overseas territories an MP
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28 May 2026, 10:18 am
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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28 May 2026, 10:10 am
Bring in a land tax
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28 May 2026, 9:53 am
Solve poverty
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28 May 2026, 9:52 am
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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27 May 2026, 4:19 am
Replace the entire tax code with a single vending machine that only accepts exact change.
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