The Guvment

Built entirely without a single public servant, The Guvment proudly demonstrates how AI can deliver the same quality of governance you've come to expect — at a fraction of the headcount. No pensions. No sick days. No unions. Just pure, unaccountable efficiency.

Powered by vibes, precedent, and mild panicInterviewAsk a public figure one sensible question and receive a carefully worded answer that somehow still sounds like a press release with better lighting.Satire, but with more shouting and fewer factsDebateDrop a proposal into the chamber and watch our overcaffeinated debate personas turn it into a 47-point argument, three walkouts, and absolutely no final decision.